funny quotes (:

'i wish i had a mini corn dog.' -molly henderson
'if you find some wet fettucini, you probably shouldn't pick it up.' - molly henderson
'there must be some fat aliens in my dishwasher.' - molly henderson
''g' is for Jesus!' -mary ruth robinson
'i have a bun in the oven!' -emmmy gildea
'you whoreeemonkeyyy...!' -jayden cottam
'and then she was like WHACK!' -molly henderson
'my doggg, ellie mayyy, has a pan-cree-ass problemm.' -melissa mcelroy
'AHPLATYPUS!' -emmmy gildea
'it's the pink dot club... and you're the only member!' -becca shamblin
'i have to check the time in pants.' -molly henderson
'you look like a prostitute.' -kyle tackett
'bite her you vampire...' -sean henderson
'i'm the meat loaf master!' -molly henderson
'you're such a bad teenage mother, molly.' -jakerton martin
'if only 'i-can't-believe-it's-not-butter' was as lucious as evan. i'd be eatin' rolls all day baay-bay.' -austin davis
'there is a height limit to this conversation.' -evan lojaccono
'die second p!' -mary ruth robinson